This Film Maker & Writer is a wanted man, so controversial he was arrested over a horror script of an upcoming film & held in leiu of a half a million dollar bond because his script inspired such fear. He is dangerous and writing in 3rd person right now because he read somewhere he was supposed to do that for things like this. This is all true & required by law as a public service announcement in order to warn both young and elderly people alike and even those puffy ones in between that it is detrimental to their health to be found to be around this individual or under his sphere of influence, and if you are still reading this then your intestines are in danger of breaking free from your stomach and strangling you to death by themselves due to the toxic satirical elements of evil and darkness he emits from his buttocks in vibrating crescendoes which illuminate nicely with sulphorous match stick lightings. Keep corrupt police, baby seals, puppy dogs, and little old bolivian baggage ladies away from this public enemy as they are known targets, and lock your doors and windows and hide the sharp garden tools used for chopping wood as he is pre disposed with a passion for sharp objects and soft living tissue, and hide the fruit roll ups too.