RANDOM FACTS.

I Attack the vending machine when my food gets stuck
-I say "yeah im on my way" when im actually still at home
-When I Lose- "Who cares it's only a game". When I win- "HAHA IN YOUR FACE!" (:
- I do what i want, when i want wherever i want as long as my mum says its okay (:
- if google didn't exist,mannn we would ALL BE SCREWED.
If anyone can read my mind, I'm screwed.
- My room maybe a mess but i know exactly where my stuff are
- I can't finish in cleaning my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
- in my world, "clean it up" means "put it where u cant see it"
- im hoping one day i wouldnt need a fake smile even if you break my heart within a million pieces, of course i'll be devasted but i wouldnt have a grudge of you or your girlfriend (:
- i enjoy tapping someone on their shoulder and pretending it wasn't me who did it
-Sometimes, i annoy people because for me, its highly amusing
- I laugh so hard that i end up clapping like a retarded seal
- they tell us not to try it at home *Oh lets do it!"
- (Phone rings) ILL GET IT! (looks at caller ID) Nevermind mom. you get it
- I love that kid who distracts and gets the teacher off – topic and make the class waste time
- you will find me in my room playing guitar. i start my day with it, and end my night with it(:
- I want to die, see how many people cry about it, then come back to life.
- i always use "Rock paper scissors" when we have serious decision making
- I press all the hotel floor numbers before exiting the elevator.
- I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed.
- i yell "Run Bitch runnn!!" when watching a horror movie at someone who is about to die
-"everyone shut the fuck up!" (answers phone) "Ohai Mom :] "
- i make up excuses when i need to, so Mom..Dad.. if I lie to you,its for your own good :]
- " YO,DOOOD WASSAAAP?” dude shut up,your white.
- When I'm home alone and I hear a noise,I presume im gonna get killed
- When a car slows down behind me at night, i'd panic and presume they're gonna kidnap me
- I randomly walk up to my fridge, open it, look, and walk away
- when i have 5% battery left, i run like a ninja to get my charger
When it gets akward at someones house...I pet their dog.
- When i get bored the stupidest stuff seems awesome
- I'm not a funny person but i can always make you smile (:
- bragging about smoking weed doesnt make you cool.
- that waldo is a tricky son of a bitch
- i shower naked
- i like sleeping. omg you do too? we should do it together next time ;D
- Pick up lines are hilarious but i still enjoy guys who use them on me haha :]

~Crimson Beast~

It is I of whom you dream when you gaze out your window into the starlit night.
Eyes desperately searching the skies, ever longing for my icy touch.

In your dreams you say...

Come to me my sweet.
I cost nothing.
My love is free.

You offer your neck,
You say, "Forever live with me."

I your lord
You my lady.

Together more fearsome than any horror in Hades.

So come my lady, take my hand.
Let me spin my spell, fill your eyes with sand.

For it is in your dreams that i can fly.

Where i come to you.
Kiss you.
Make you sigh.

Do not fret when morning comes and you find that your Dark Prince has gone.

I will return tomorrow night, but always be gone by dawn.

So my lamb as the sun rises to the East,
Kiss me now,
Say farewell to your beast.

I am forever grateful for your bountiful feast.

~Billy