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Poet, Goth, time traveller. Founder and former Editor of Poetry Life & Times (poetrylifeandtimes.com). Writer of sonnets both dark and light, some about vampires and other dark beings. Artist and cartoonist. Enjoy absinthe and Tia Maria, also beer, but not all at the same time.
In summer I can sometimes be found haunting my favourite haunts such as Brighton sea front, or the depraved frontiers of Crawley or Croydon.
BORED BY: Adverts about nappies or toilet products, all spam about bogus lottery prizes, trailers for sentimental movies esp. at Christmas, boy bands, TV programs about selling or buying houses.
EXCITED BY: Vampires, Long or emo hair on men, deep male voices, slender hips, luscious lips, poetry, gemstones especially rubies or opals, silver dragon jewellery, rock music, metal, industrial, folk music.
ANNOYED BY: Crowded swimming pools, people who phone at mealtimes, yappy dogs, screaming babies, pneumatic drills, and pubs that play preppy dance music and have DJs when there is no dance floor. |
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