Hiya, guys! 8)
I came across this site...and well, here I am. XD I'm kinda' new here, so bare with me. 8) I'd just like to point out I don't label myself as anything. I'm just me, in all my nutty glory. XD
But, yeah, without further ado. Introduction time! 8D
Welcome to mah profile of complete and utter randomness. I hope you Enjoy your visit. 8D Hah, that makes me sound like a Pilot or something. XD *Pilot voice* This is your Captain speaking. We have not yet taken of the ground...because I can't find what out of these billions of awesome purty colorful buttons is the one to drive this thing- not to mention I can't drive. Good job an-all, everything in my sight would be Dah-stroyed if I was let loose behind a wheel. XD
Anywho, you want to know about me, huh? Ok, well here goes...
I was born in...Ok, I wont go into my autobiography. 8D
The name's Maria Sullivan, and I'm..20! 8D [Agh, I be Getting old. D: SLOW DOWN TIME, WILL YA'?! Dx] Looks like I'll be updating this bit once every year. Maria, what have you gone and gotten yourself into. XD Ah, well. 8D
Personality wise, I'm an all round joker, who likes making others laugh. 8) What can I say...I like having fun and being my usual Dorky-self...and if that can bring smiles and laughter to the people around me...then I have successfully completed my mission in life. Yo, Boss, where's mah promotion? XD I take randomness and that to the extreme? Why? Because I'm cool like that. ;P Hah, well, I'm not, but, hey. XD I'm a rare species, I SURVIVED THE COMET! I OUTSMARTED THE DINOSAURS! BOO-YAH! : D Hah, I like how I put that and my name-thingy is "Mariasaur." See, I don't think of these things until after I put them. XD
I'm the kind who will always be a child at heart. 8DDDDDD (*Looks up* Wait a... I ain't all round! Hah, I'm insulting my weight by calling myself fat. 8P I think I hurt my Gut's feelings. Hah. What a bitch I am. XD Nah, I'm not really. Good gut. One Yougart for you. XD I meant as in all over...ah, sod it, you know what I mean, right? Riiiiight? No? Well, damn. 8P My explaining skills never were any good...and don't get me started about making sense. Why? Well, because...it wouldn't make sense of course. XD) But, yeah, back to reality: I'm always joking around, making a joke about everything, being hyper and weird... Heck, I wouldn't be me if I wasn't...It would be like a chicken without it's head, now there's a thought. Run headless chicken, run! Hey, watch out for that big giant hole in the...too late. XD And that people is why you should keep your head on at all times...y'know, in case there's a random big hole in the ground. What? There could be. *Shrugs* XD
But hey, I don't judge myself, I let others be the judge of that. ^^ Might as well make the most of life; you only get one, unlike cats who get nine. Those lucky furry bastards! Cat, can I y'know, borrow a life, seeing as I have none of my own. XD (I really know how to flatter myself, don't I? A fat, weird person with no life. Well, it's all true, except for that fat part. XD)
Although, I might seem quiet at first (She says after writing an Essay for a Profile. XD)...but once I get to know you, you'll have a mate for life. Other, than my randomness and Hyperness...I'm a funny, kindhearted, friendly, gullible, (yes, gullible. Why do I suddenly regret saying that? XD Someone once went to me, "Oooh, look, flying pig." And I turned to look as well. *Facepalm* Alrighty, who gave the Pig, Red Bull?" I've heard of "Swine flu, but not Swine flew." *Slap'd* XD) understanding, easy going person; who'll be friends with anyone. 8D The more the merrier, as they say. 8D
But, yeah, feel free to add me, inbox me, or something, if you wish. If my craziness hasn't scared you off that is. XD And, yeah, I hope to talk to you soon. :3
*Teleports away*
best damn profile ever!